The double standards of boys and men regarding body hair on girls and women

I stumbled upon an episode of Home Improvement, so this is my inspiration for this post, I guess.

Boys: “Girls with body hair are so disgusting!”

If we’re disgusting, then doesn’t that also make boys with body hair disgusting?

Boys: “They’re hairy for girls, eww! Tell them to stay away from guys like us!”

And you’re hairy for boys. So what’s your point? At least us girls don’t brag about how starting to grow out chest hair is turning us into women. And lastly, good! Guys like you NEED to stay from girls like us! Since you’re staying away from us horrible beasts, at least we’ll be much better off without you, meanwhile you fellas can just cry a river.

Boys: “But it’s different for us to have body hair, because we’re men!”

Nothing screams a bunch of crybaby manchildren with fragile egos more than trying to justify the double standards of having body hair based on your genitals! The fact that having both body hair and a vagina threatens them so much that it’s laughable! Like oooh, look how manly you guys are just by whining and bitching about something that’s natural.

Boys: “But having pubic hair is unhygienic!”

First of all, say that to a mirror! Second, pubic hair is essential as they prevent harmful bacteria from entering the vagina.

Boys: “But your pits and vagina will smell worse when they’re bushy! People can smell an unwashed pussy from far away!”

Congratulations! You learned how sweat and body odor on hair works! Buddy, everyone’s body is going to stink because we all sweat. Perspiration is natural. Nearly every area in our skin is going to have sweat glands, and our bodies will react this way as a coping mechanism to stress and environmental circumstances. And you most certainly are NO exception! If you’re to judge women just because we have the same bodily functions as men, what does that say about you? Are you still upset over a woman telling you that you needed to wash your balls more often?

Get a grip, guys! It’s 2025! Why are you still living in your little bubble?