“Women can’t keep a secret, they only keep it for 47 hours and 15 minutes” 🤦

Time Magazine is one of the most untrustworthy publications I’ve ever had to deal with! It’s so anti-woman that I could go on for hours on how bad it is!

Apparently us women can’t keep secrets and we’re so bad at keeping them, we can’t go longer than 47 hours and 15 minutes. Which is bullshit, as I’ve kept my secret of being atheist to my evangelical christian parents for far longer than that, which lasted for several months until I finally told them.

Yet they think all we do is spill secrets once we get drunk and we blab it all. Which is ironic because men will blab whatever the hell they want the very moment they’re told not to tell anyone. Aka immediately hit on random women and telling them about their personal lives the moment they start drinking. Hell, even an episode of Tiny Toon Adventures depicted this! Practice what you preach, morons!

But no, men writers are so stubborn that they’ll select a small group of women and then make a huge generalization just because that small group acts the same! How come they don’t do the same with men? Are they not even aware of their own hypocrisy?

When will guys realize that women are not a hive mind and we’re individuals with complex personalities just like men?